Hahaha. This is hilarious. I love The Onion. You should read it. It's a parody newspaper and some of the articles are really, really funny. Really.

I don't see what the big deal is about. Who cares if someone gets paid to play football? How is this going to affect anyone's life? Seriously? Anyone who is making a big deal out of this is just jealous that they couldn't figure out a way to get paid to go to college. Wah, wah, wah. Cry me a river.